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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Unauthorized Broadcast Causes Neurological Failures in Viewers</p><p>Medical Agencies Issue <br />“Do Not Observe” <br />Order After Fatal Incidents </p><p>Following last night’s appearance of an unregistered channel designated XR–9. <br />Emergency rooms in three countries reported clusters of patients exhibiting identical symptoms: convulsions, memory compression, and catastrophic neural overload.</p><br /><p>The broadcast itself contained only a rotating sigil and a voice repeating:</p><br /><p>“This is not for you.”</p><p>Neuroscientists have confirmed that prolonged exposure—even 15 seconds—causes the brain to attempt to reconcile multiple incompatible timelines simultaneously.</p><br /><p>Nine fatalities have been recorded.</p><br /><p>The Global Health Directorate issued a rare Level-0 advisory:</p><p>“Do not seek or observe XR-series transmissions. <br />Observation poses a verified mortally lethal risk.”</p>]]></description>
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